Forward
The only way to travel... Ahead, you see a small eerie green glow. With the wary optimism of a web traveler, you proceed with caution.
You now face the most troubling question of human existence: To go forward, or turn back now? It appears as though you like what you see but you are not certain of where to go from here or what you might be getting yourself into, does this require plug-ins, brains, obscure *.dlls? What if you like it and spend another 15 hours wading for some elusive goal or myth? What if there is nothing out there but more pages and pages, of pages, about other pages? what if you have to get up for a snack or have to go to the washroom and find yourself starving and defecating on yourself because you just could not get away from the this intense and riveting site? Then again, what if it was worth while, and you liked it and you told a friend to see our site too, and they did, and they told a friend, and so on... Add infinitum, until suddenly so many people knew about us and liked our site so much they just kept coming back for more and more? What if they couldn't stop? What if they were like they were addicted to our site, and got our ISP ticked off at us for using up too much "precious" bandwidth and forced us to get a server of our own, and then our intranet became a web server and then we couldn't get anything done cause our phone was ringing, right with the doorbell, and the neighbors were telling all their friends that they knew us, and we became famous and important people for being just who and what we are?
And then all of the sudden like your bookmarks got corrupted by a future installation of "yet another" web browser upgrade, and you could never find us again.
What if because your friends were on our sight so much you couldn't call them on the phone, they wouldn't even answer their doors? Or even worse lost their jobs or even died from starvation and unsanitary conditions right in front of their home computer with their browsers aimed right at one of our sites... Talk about incriminating? Then we'd be in so much trouble, lawyers, subpoenas, trials, verdicts, I'm out of order, you're out of order the whole web is out of order. You decide.... What would you like to do next?