Parent: You're getting too big for your britches.
Offspring: If I'm too big for my britches get me a new pair of pants.Parent: You're getting out of line.
Offspring: Then the lines in the wrong place.Parent: Don't talk back to me.
Offspring: OK, I'll leave and let you finish arguing by yourself.Parent: All I ask is that you cooperate.
Offspring: All I ask is that you don't ask.Parent: ...There was that so hard?
Offspring: If it was so easy why didn't you do it?Parent: Do you want to get hit?
Offspring: Is this a multiple choice question?Parent: Did you hear me?
Offspring: What?Parent: It's like talking to the walls.
Offspring: Then why don't you nag at them?Offspring: My secret ambition is to be as self-rightself-righteously wrong as you, dad.