Fears...

• i fear being locked in a room with no windows. The only door is air- tight. While warm Jell-O trickles in slowly beginning to harden as the room fills...

• i fear the dreams i have about eating hundreds and hundreds of those little miniature marshmallows until I'm so full i throw them up in one large mass.
  Only to wake up with an extra pillow.

• i live in fear of spontaneous combustion, confusion, and clowns.

• i fear living in a parallel dimension (identical to the dimension i previously occupied) without ever realizing the change.

  Along the same line; i fear waking up as someone else, and not being able to get my mail forwarded.

• I fear losing my balance. . . permanently!

• i fear losing my appetite, train of thought, or my library usage skills.

• i fear finding everything i ever lost. Especially; time, weight, and my virginity.

• i'm classroomaphobic (or maybe just deskaphobic) Needless to say i don't like school very much.

• i fear getting onto a bus that has automatic lap-harnesses like the ones on rollercoasters. And a driver that won't stop laughing...

• i fear there may be a lack of weather tomorrow.

• i fear someone will use nuclear renovation before it's perfected.

• i fear there will be a sequel to Friday the 13th part 6.

• i fear that door on my closet of anxieties has a slow leak.

• i fear forgetting to close my eyes when i sneeze, and having them fly out of my face and bounce around like superballs.

• i fear finding my name in the obituaries . . . again!

• i fear the dreams i have in which i'm falling. Even worse are my dreams about landing.